Make a joke and I will sigh, you will laugh and I will cry. - Black Sabbath, Paranoid

A joke to start off Thursday:

George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen putting together a puzzle and having a very difficult time of it. The first lady comes into the kitchen, and asks what he's doing.Very frustrated, George says, "I'm trying to do this tiger puzzle, but I can't seem to make the pieces fit right."Laura Bush sighs and says, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box, dear, and come to bed."