So, when someone contemplates joining the service, they don't need to ask themselves these questions:
1. Am I tough enough?
2. Can I make it through training?
3. Can I stay up to physical standards?
4. Will I be okay with moving every few years?
5. Will I be okay with people telling me what to do?
6. Do I mind putting myself in harms way?
7. Am I okay with someone controlling my life and being in a contract that I cannot get out of?
8. Will I be fine with living on a ship, in a tent, in barracks, etc?
9. Can I wear the uniform with pride?
10. Do I mind moving somewhere I don't want to move if they tell me to?
They only need to ask themselves this ONE QUESTION....
Am I okay with having someone watch me pee for a drug test?
I swear. This to me is harder than running my PRT. I had to drink so much water at MEPS so that I could go. Maybe for guys it's not that big of a deal. You guys do it all the time. We girls. We have our own little room to do our business. And it's even more difficult when you're having to aim into a little cup. Guys have major control over that.
I have gone for a random urinalysis soooooo many times at this command. This month marks the second time that I've been here that I've had to go 2 times in one month. It had to do with a "sweep" of the entire command this past week. I drank so much water before I went that I thought my bladder would explode. But, it makes it easier so I can just get in and out as fast as I can.
But, it's the most strange thing ever. They stand there and have to stare at you. Just leaving the stall door open is weird.
Just had to share my feelings about it. I don't know if I'll ever get used to it.
2 comments:
Oh goodness... I never thought of that...
I have nothing more to say to that. Wow, Candi, wow.
-Kristi
Yeah.... My problem is kinda different....
Our piss tests always happen in the morning. They always tell me that we have a piss test just AFTER I have my morning relief. Combine this with the fact that my name begins with Delta, putting me in the front of the line, and you get a piss tester with a bladder lacking piss.
Now, in the fleet or the reserves, you're not in line. They just take whoever's ready and you don't leave until you've gone. No big deal. But in boot camp and MOS school, you stood in line, alphabetically, and you either had to go or you went to the end of the line.
I ALWAYS never had to go at first and I would always POUND water to be able to go. But, now, having been moved to the end of the line, I would end up with sore kidneys by the time it was my turn.
Here's the sick part. You're a nurse, so you can take it. If you have any friends reading this comment, they might want to STOP HERE as I'm about to get bluntly vulgar. I would always drink so much water, that I would piss AND shit water. I'm serious. I would push so much water, that it would pass through my system without being absorbed by my stomach or my intestines. I would shit clear water (after my bowels had been cleaned out). It is the most odd thing that my body has ever done, and I've done it twice now!
You think having someone stare at you while you sit and pee is odd. Try having someone stare at you as you pinch your cock shut, shit out water, then resume pissing into a cup.
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